By S. T. Blake

Fantastic Cock #1

What if… Kit & HC really did get to star in their own comic book?

Kit and Elz had one of their more heated discussions about Kit and HC’s choice of career as superheroes, and particularly about Kit’s choice of hero name. Elz pointed out, “You’re hardly likely to star in your own comic with that name, you realise? No one wants to pick up a comic called ‘Adventures of Fantastic Cock,’ do they?”

And both Kit and HC understood that Elz is wise, but what if she was wrong this time? What if Marvel or DC did come calling and knock on the door at the Daffodil House offering a place in the Avengers or Justice League…? Here’s an artist’s impression of what a newstand in that alternate universe might’ve looked like…

Hell, I don’t know about you, but I’d definitely be adding that comic to my collection!